I'm not saying I'm better than you, but I hate everyone.

 

edgaralanfrog:


glencocoabutter:


son, your mother and i are very concerned


i never laughed at two cats harder before

edgaralanfrog:

glencocoabutter:

son, your mother and i are very concerned

i never laughed at two cats harder before

(Source: buzzfeed)

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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walmart-stripper:

my friend was sending me tattoo ideas on snapchat and i think i broke my jaw laughing at this

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

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