I'm not saying I'm better than you, but I hate everyone.
my sister just texted me out of nowhere “do you want some pizza rolls i accidentally made 80”
remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york
i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze
i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks
i hate each and every single one of you all
Ellen DeGeneres to Lea Michele (via slightlymisplaced)
if you plug your headphones into a hole in tree you can hear tree thoughts. stuff like “birds live in my hair” “water is my favorite” “the sun is my boyfriend”